Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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surreal 0
That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.
Delilahlilah 0
Ugh, that's horrible. FYL. And how does anyone deserve this?
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Comments (339)
RT90 0
lol that'd be so dangerous if she can't get used to the vibrations all of a sudden she gets an ****** while driving and crashes
bortzy93 0
thats hot....jk. but if you think thats bad, try having a wet DAYdream whilst at work...makes for an awkward rest of the afternoon lol
byebyebaby 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! now i want a motorcycle
Somebody52 0
LOL
squigglyshark 0
I am going to start a motorcycle dealership, hire female employees and instruct them to tell a modified version of this story to every dude who walks in.
Diagon_Blix 0
you my friend are a friggin GENIOUS
tranman978 0
Happy fathers day!!!!!!!!
aquarius6 0
I'm scared for life
Tom815Cat 0
you have daddy issues
imkendra 0
I imagine this as being one of those laugh in church deals, where you really, really want to hold it in, but the more you try to stay quiet, the harder the laughter comes out. I mean, no woman wants to ****** anywhere near the vicinity of their father, but with all the right vibration, and then eventually from holding in your ****** for so long, the intensity would be insane. FYL! Too bad you weren't riding with your boyfriend or something.
Dixie_Normous 0
I wanna be your daddy.
Samalie 2
OMG Thats awesome 189 :)