Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML
Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
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Top comments
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
why the hell would you moan back?! IDIOT I hope they tell everyone you know what a moron you are. Especially since it looks like YOU WERE ALONE! YDI
BJTrock 0
were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way
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Comments (71)
perdix 31
Your sister's sex moans sound like a dog's? What a bitch!
CableX17 0
rofl
pancake_mixx 9
Lmfaoo you made part of my day (:
porter12 0
lmao
xxElle 0
lol!
djroxx13 4
That was a weird comeback
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Why would you moan to fight back?
bigbadtim 7
YDI. You can't tell the difference between dog and human. ******.
yessiee23 0
why would you moan back??? and how old r u op
xshadyshadow 0
I was thinking the same thing. But my theory is...(s)he WASN'T pretending.
WhyTheFace4 0
How do you pretend to make a moaning sound? :o *with no sound*?
kathira120 3
awww hahaha I'm sorry... that is awkward(:
spillyourguts_13 0
why would you think they were pretending? theres this thing called morning sex.
samshazam 0
is that a normal thing?
rockstatic 0
Why do you take offense if your sister is having sex?