Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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sevazilla 21
Think of it in a good way; maybe he did. Studies show that the average "crush" lasts for 4-6 month.
EmeraldMoonshine 21
Well.. at least he didn't read it out loud in front of the class. That would've been way more embarrassing.
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thes7274473 19
Be grateful
The_Big_Boss 20
I'd say this is good guy teacher. He probably did. NEVER "pour your heart out" in class on paper. If you feel that strongly then tell him face to face in private
adoseofmicki 12
Probably. I checked with friends, but girls lie about this. If I had this teacher, I could have avoided a lot of heartbreak
adoseofmicki 12
He was probably right...I texted my crush my real feelings and was summarily rejected
danniekayy 3
Cockblocked by a teacher xD but on a serious note maybe it was a good thing maybe it wasn't. you'll never know if you don't tell him.
peanutandliz22 3
Everything happens for a reason ? Teehee ?... ?
Ziggy122 15
I'm surprised kids still pass notes rather than just text each other. But in all seriousness, your teacher is probably right. Be thankful he didn't read it to the class (or make you do so).
T_Young96 13
Plot Twist- OP is just a silly 12 year that thought they were in "love".. Teachers saves kid from embarrassment
Clawsified 6
Perhaps the teacher can read your crush's body language well enough to know that it wouldn't work, or that your crush is actually the type to pick on you for that sort of thing. Being at the age of crushes, you're not going to agree with or understand my message for a few more years.
syed121417 22
I'm sorry but get off your high horse. "You won't understand my message". Oh ******* please. Only if she had come to the teacher should they have given their opinion because kids' social lives aren't a teacher's business. The teacher was being an asshole and shouldn't feel good for it. Sure maybe the crush doesn't like her back, but that doesn't give the teacher the right to be just plain rude. Let the kid figure it out for herself at least. Sheesh people just need to stop interjecting themselves in other peoples issues
Clawsified 6
My statement was factual, and you're not going to agree with or understand that for a few more years.
worldclassrager 41
Better than him reading it in front of the class I would be thankful as well
travismassie 7
You had it better than me my teacher read mine out in class... I'd rather have had your situation