Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, as the shop is right round the corner, and I couldn’t be arsed changing, I kept my boob tube on under my jacket. Of course, at the shop, I slipped on spilled water and as I went down the tube came down as well, and I ended up lying there with my tits out for a group of teenagers to laugh at. FML
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Top comments
Harajuku_Barbie 1
Why are you wearing tube tops to work?
DncrHap 9
hot damn! well, at least you're the most popular girl at work. (wait, you can wear tube tops to work?)
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Comments (119)
beancoinc 0
and I missed it, boy no excitement like that at my job.
Hahaurmother 0
Hell yeah
MisterAmazing_fml 0
where do you work? i wanna get a job there
quackquackgopat 0
HAHA this happened to me when I was auditioning for a modeling show, i still got the job :)
justsayfuck 5
This is too easy, I'll leave it for the guys.
joeinthedark 18
oh oh let me! I believe that is called the casting couch.
CallMeHush 1
Sneak peek! That is the best thing about tube tops.
ismokepot 0
so what!??!? you fuc**** bitc*
tinasaurus 0
it's a bra, big deal .. it would be diffrent if you wernt wearing one!!
Lawlipop 3
As far as I'm concerned, you deserved it--how is it even remotely professional to wear a tube top to work? Since you said "office", I'll assume you don't work in the sex trade.
Origomali 0
so? do you not go to the beach or the pool with as little or less on? quit being a drama queen.
silvermoonstar3 3
What is appropriate by a pool is different than what is appropriate in an office.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I wouldn't want some of the guys I've worked with to see me with bare knees or in a tank top, much less in a bikini. *shudder*
Origomali 0
I wasn't referring to it being appropriate. I was just saying that this isn't really an fml due to her bra. if her **** were hanging out I can understand.
penguinazul 13
Tube tops can serve as undershirts/layering pieces. Maybe she was wearing a tube top under a button-up blouse or a jacket, and had the top shirt unbuttoned to reveal the tube top. You people are way too quick to assume.
Geiko_fml 0
Very true. Could be this.
Galex7471 4
No. Most professional environments specifically state that tube tops are not part of the dress code, regardless as to how they are layered. Spaghetti straps are a different story since they are considerably less likely to fall down and are STILL only considered appropriate if worn as a bottom layer. Saying a tube top is an acceptable layering piece in a professional environment is like saying a mini skirt is acceptable in a professional environment so long as you're wearing leggings under it since wearing skirts is acceptable. Both styles belong outside of the workplace.
CrypticHatchet 0
it doesn't ******* matter! why should you care about what to wear to work! I understand some places have uniforms but in an office just because you look "unprofessional" doesn't mean you aren't. most people like that are stuck-up bitches.
stacers 0
85 you have obviously never worked in a professional setting before. Like it or not, first impressions are largely based off looks and attitude...but if someone is so turned off by how the person they are supposed to be consulting as a professional looks, then they will never get to the attitude part. Also, there have been multiple studies that prove that taking the time to dress professionally (as opposed to just going to work in sweats/pjs) actually improves productivity, attitude, and attentiveness.