Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, as the shop is right round the corner, and I couldn’t be arsed changing, I kept my boob tube on under my jacket. Of course, at the shop, I slipped on spilled water and as I went down the tube came down as well, and I ended up lying there with my tits out for a group of teenagers to laugh at. FML
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Harajuku_Barbie 1
Why are you wearing tube tops to work?
DncrHap 9
hot damn! well, at least you're the most popular girl at work. (wait, you can wear tube tops to work?)
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Comments (119)
NicoleeMF 0
Who wears tubetops to work?
pinkchicken1999 4
usually tube tops are form fitting and won't fall down so to say it's inappropriate to wear a tube top that may be wrong because who knows it might've been made of a different fabric so it could be fancier
Sinammon 0
I don't know what you do for a living, OP, but it sounds like you have an office job. Office jobs and tube tops don't mix, and not because of what happened to you, but because tube tops are not considered professional dress. I'm trying to be nice, but I really don't see how common sense would allow you to go to work in a tube top... assuming you have any common sense at all.
kombucha_fml 8
I work as a graphic designer and a tube top would not be inappropriate AT ALL! what's wrong with you people?
jaime926 0
yes they are inappropriate. it's a work place, not a ***** house. why would you need to show off your stuff at work? unless you work on the corner.
senseofreason 0
ydi for wearing a skanky tube top.
Fentown_fml 4
... You were wearing a tube top at work? Honestly, YDI
katelyn61 0
Even if she were wearing a blazer over it, tube tops sit much lower than most tank tops. I've never seen a BUISNESS WOMAN wear a tube top beneath a blazer. ydi.
xoerica9 0
Bull. What kind of IDIOT would wear a tube top in an office? Are you TRYING to get fired, or get the creepy computer repairmen to hit on you?
Vanity7Sins 0
tube top in an office? yeah right
jaime926 0
I'm calling BS no office allows tube tops, and you're an idiot for thinking it's work appropriate.