Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, as the shop is right round the corner, and I couldn’t be arsed changing, I kept my boob tube on under my jacket. Of course, at the shop, I slipped on spilled water and as I went down the tube came down as well, and I ended up lying there with my tits out for a group of teenagers to laugh at. FML
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Top comments
Harajuku_Barbie 1
Why are you wearing tube tops to work?
DncrHap 9
hot damn! well, at least you're the most popular girl at work. (wait, you can wear tube tops to work?)
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Comments (119)
princess711 0
oh yes because that's classy for an office! especially when you're an adult and all!
Shinygirlnz 1
Absolute moron. You don't wear a tube-top to an office... unless it's a Hooters office? Gah. The OP totally deserved this, it's not FML, it's FM stupidity.
mrmaks18 7
well if your ever out of work let me know I'll always have a job here for you
HLJW1989 0
Anyone who thinks she was wearing just a tube top without anything over it at her office is a ******* moron. Take a second and think before you call someone a *****, assholes.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Whether she was wearing a jacket or something is irrelevant, since it obviously wasn't covering enough to make it appropriate anyway. Strapless tops are not appropriate for the average office environment for this very reason.
SapphireSympathy 7
Why would u wear a tube top to work? and what kind of work do u do?? second, why were u bending over at work??? yes, i do have a sick mind ;P
xCorix 0
at least you were wearing a bra!
terranada 3
ydi for wearing a tube top to work
Clutch_City1 0
wow that sux lol :P
NikkJachim 0
Who the **** wears tube tops these days? Haha just joking. **** your life. And if your ugly, **** everyone in the office's lives too. Haha
tbonea1990 0
he's smart