Today, my 6 year-old granddaughter was sitting on my lap, playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die, can I have that one?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
Today, my almost-mother-in-law demanded I give my engagement ring back because it was originally her great-grandmother's, and she has now decided she wants it to go to her youngest son’s fiancée instead. My fiancé agreed and told me he’d just buy me another. He doesn’t get why I’m so upset either. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, my 6 year-old son came up to me and asked "Dad, when you're dead, will you give me your wallet ?" FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of five months gave away all the jewelry his late grandmother left him to his daughter from an old relationship. I asked in shock what he plans to give my daughter, and he replied, "Uh, you know she's not my kid, right?" FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
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Top comments
philadelphianus 0
sometimes say things like that to my mom but i'm old enough that she knows i'm not entirely serious.. you should give it to her when you die and it'll mean the world to her and she'll remember how she wanted it since she was a little girl
esagalyn 0
Hahaha that is just too funny. Don't take it too hard, little girls love shiny sparkly things.
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Comments (148)
vanityinsanity 0
i hate kids haha
nooneelse 7
#52 yeah me too))
bartmasta 0
i didnt know old coots use the internet
aggieskate900 0
wow.... kids say the darnedest things. and #65, don't be a douche. and #52, I just realized that and it made my day too haha.
aggieskate900 0
woooow.... I just read #25. That would be SO dirty, but sooooo f***ing funny.
Common_Sense 0
I have to call a fake on this one.
Satoyuki 0
My aunt went to our relatives' house one time and was going through their drawers looking at their jewelry and picking out what she liked and saying "Maybe they can will this to me." It really pissed me off. But at least in your case it was a six year old, so it isn't so bad. >_>
artykat 0
at least you're a pretty cool grandma for being on FML.
meepmeep_fml 0
uh, hey, grandma, maybe you should accept that you're getting ******* old and are going to die soon and just give the kid the ******* ring. anyway, who taught you how to use a computer?
kellster 2
Wow, you're either a rockin' grandmother who's not only figured out the internet, but also picked up some youthful terminology to have picked a username like that, or else this is completely fake. Either way, who cares what a little kid says? They don't really know any better! My grandparents used to ask my brother and I quite frankly which of us wanted which of their things when the time came. Big deal.