Today, my 6 year-old granddaughter was sitting on my lap, playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die, can I have that one?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
Today, my almost-mother-in-law demanded I give my engagement ring back because it was originally her great-grandmother's, and she has now decided she wants it to go to her youngest son’s fiancée instead. My fiancé agreed and told me he’d just buy me another. He doesn’t get why I’m so upset either. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, my 6 year-old son came up to me and asked "Dad, when you're dead, will you give me your wallet ?" FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of five months gave away all the jewelry his late grandmother left him to his daughter from an old relationship. I asked in shock what he plans to give my daughter, and he replied, "Uh, you know she's not my kid, right?" FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
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philadelphianus 0
sometimes say things like that to my mom but i'm old enough that she knows i'm not entirely serious.. you should give it to her when you die and it'll mean the world to her and she'll remember how she wanted it since she was a little girl
esagalyn 0
Hahaha that is just too funny. Don't take it too hard, little girls love shiny sparkly things.
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Comments (148)
alwyld 0
dam, this is just so funny, kids lol.....and dam a grandma that's using a computer and is on FML.com...sweeeet
allylalala 0
lol its kinda weird thinking grandmas are on fml.....saying fml lol. but yeah that sucks (N) kids say the darnest things...
optex210 0
its something a kid must eventually say in his or her childhood... dont sweat it... but can u give me the ring?
Smiley14_fml 0
little kids dont know what they're saying when they are that little...i used to say that to my grandma all the time. its not like i wanted her to die, its just not something i took seriously, dont feel bad
racist_bitch 0
Wtf a grandma doin on this site anyway. Go knit a sweater or somethin ya old gas bag.
shananigans 0
Well, I ain't sayin she a golddigger..
nacho_libre 0
i love how many people are shocked that a grandma is on the internet, let alone FML. My mom is 57 and has a 19 year old grandson soooooooo yes, grandparents don't necessairly have to be OLD old. Secondly, I'm assuming it's a young grandma otherwise she wouldn't be as mortified by the child's comment. An older grandma (like, 70-80 years old) wouldn't care cause she's getting up there. Logic people, it's beautiful
comedyqueen 0
go granny! spreadin the fmls all over the place! lol its okay, my grandma texts =]
Dhamy 0
Funny and sad.
LilleyWhite 0
I don"t see a problem in it. Obviously you're going to die and she obviously knows that.....Why is everyone freaking out that a grandma is on here? There can be young grandmothers...there is no law that says you have to be old to be a grandma