Today, my 6 year-old granddaughter was sitting on my lap, playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die, can I have that one?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
Today, my almost-mother-in-law demanded I give my engagement ring back because it was originally her great-grandmother's, and she has now decided she wants it to go to her youngest son’s fiancée instead. My fiancé agreed and told me he’d just buy me another. He doesn’t get why I’m so upset either. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, my 6 year-old son came up to me and asked "Dad, when you're dead, will you give me your wallet ?" FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of five months gave away all the jewelry his late grandmother left him to his daughter from an old relationship. I asked in shock what he plans to give my daughter, and he replied, "Uh, you know she's not my kid, right?" FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
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philadelphianus 0
sometimes say things like that to my mom but i'm old enough that she knows i'm not entirely serious.. you should give it to her when you die and it'll mean the world to her and she'll remember how she wanted it since she was a little girl
esagalyn 0
Hahaha that is just too funny. Don't take it too hard, little girls love shiny sparkly things.
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Comments (148)
rinaldy 0
wow #8 ever heard of a will?
jessssxo 0
This is epic that a grandmother is on FML. She didn't mean any harm. but LOL
AshlenDoll 0
Um so? I say that kind of stuff all the time...I'm 14. It's not like she was serious. Who DOESN'T love gorgeous diamonds?! That's like a compliment. Your life is not ******.
krs1234 0
I used to tell my grandma those things. I always loved her rings, and if its that one she likes it will be the one she remembers you most by. Don't take it so hard.
annabananaxx 0
#8 it's called a will. dumbass.
DownUndah 0
OLD PEOPLE USING THE INTERNET!!!! AHHH!!!!
Mitz_fml 4
My daughter told my mom that she can't wait till she dies so my daughter can have my mother's porcelain dolls. It's not meant literally. She's little and doesn't understand how things may sound. Children live in the now! They don't like to wait.
jessikee 0
Mycousin used to do that to my grandmother about everything and I thought it was so rude my grandmother found it funny though so don't take it too hard most kids do that
joanjett 0
I did that once and the person gave it to me anyways
jenn03 0
lmfao
Telepwn 0
You're a grandmother and your username is 'itswhateverr'? D :