Today, my 6 year-old granddaughter was sitting on my lap, playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die, can I have that one?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
Today, my almost-mother-in-law demanded I give my engagement ring back because it was originally her great-grandmother's, and she has now decided she wants it to go to her youngest son’s fiancée instead. My fiancé agreed and told me he’d just buy me another. He doesn’t get why I’m so upset either. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, my 6 year-old son came up to me and asked "Dad, when you're dead, will you give me your wallet ?" FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of five months gave away all the jewelry his late grandmother left him to his daughter from an old relationship. I asked in shock what he plans to give my daughter, and he replied, "Uh, you know she's not my kid, right?" FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
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philadelphianus 0
sometimes say things like that to my mom but i'm old enough that she knows i'm not entirely serious.. you should give it to her when you die and it'll mean the world to her and she'll remember how she wanted it since she was a little girl
esagalyn 0
Hahaha that is just too funny. Don't take it too hard, little girls love shiny sparkly things.
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everyonehatesyou 0
.. so what?
24788 7
That's so funny, but evil.
mamamachineee 0
hi:)
cycotic 0
I've said that to my grandma since I was old enough to talk. That's one thing we always joke about.
katherinebby17 28
its not a big deal at least she didn't say that she couldn't wait until you were dead
Captainshit 0
I didn't know that grandmothers even used fmylife....Awesome.
KenMcGormick 0
i agree with #9 there seems to be themes of FMLs for every week... like last week it was about toilets
Tsukasa_fml 0
Maybe FML is a big social experiment, where each week they approve a bunch of articles relating to a specific theme and see how people react? [/crazy conspiracy theory] Anyway yeah, kids don't understand the concept of death. Get over it. (Also what is it with comment forms that strip faux HTML? It's not that hard to call htmlspecialchars().)
f_ckerdef_ck 0
#5, that's exactily what i thought! haha oh and it's exactily what i said to my grandma a long time ago!
wowfmlife 0
So....? My grandma always tells me what she's going to give me when she dies...
noclevername 0
A six-year-old doesn't really understand what death means, she just knows you won't need the ring anymore. ... Since you posted it I'm guessing you saw the funny side and knew that already, but since these things can be upsetting regardless, thought I should try and be nice/helpful.