Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was supposed to deliver my S/O's keys to the garage, where he got his car fixed after a minor accident. I pulled out of my alley, only to have my flip flop catch on my accelerator, causing me to hit another car passing by. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
There's cool thing called putting it in park.
alexandraa_fml 0
A woman admitting a man is right? What has this world come to!?
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Comments (61)
MyKillz 0
Pfffft, everyone knows bitches can't drive! XD
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
the kitchen awaits...
Sungazing 0
"Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful."
nazooer 11
Agreed. With #24.
Redneck325Ci 0
Well if he runs over you, it's automatically your fault he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. Why shouldn't you have a drivers license? There isn't any roads between the kitchen and the bedroom. Yes it's sexist but it's funny, take your political corrections and shove them. =)
superkitten_fml 0
Well, what was a man doing in a car anyway? Shouldn't he be sat at home watching football, drinking beer and ordering women to make his sandwiches? :)
Kara1717 0
Someone has to go out and earn money for the beer, cable, and sandwiches. Only resourceful women can manage that from that kitchen, and there's not many resourceful women out there. And in the ones that are there's three usual options, 1) Died young, 2) Taken and/or Psycho, 3) Insecurity issues about independence, and thinks that marrying/dating a man will destroy it.
carls94 0
now you know how pakis drive. Badly
ghadir 2
lol shutup thats not racist
El_patron 0
yea the turbsz can't drive
durtysanch 0
lol why would u argue about who's a better driver, obviously guys are...
oohlaalaa 0
illinois drivers..........
trustno1fox 0
how the hell does someone forget something like that? God some people are so dumb.
RuralNinja 0
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?