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Go home, you're drunk

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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Your dad is Charlie Sheen?

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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I love your dad

mas1995 12

I wish a Michagan State coach would do this before a football game.

Your dad is a beast. Plain and simple.

He deserves a "worlds greatest dad" mug!

Funny because your username is 'spartonson'

That should make it more funny. c:

wolfman2123 13

Did he a least welcome them with a foot to the chest?

doesn't it make it funnier? I'd think so at least... xD

Sounds like something randy marsh would do from South Park