Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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quikwit1212 0
What is with the people without pics, who can't type a sentence with a capital letter, and the fact that they keep hitting on random girls that they will probably never meet?
SubjectDelta 0
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MaryE24 0
If she laughs while having sex, especially her first time, she's too young for you bro.!
brand2017 9
Its ok, at least you didnt have some creepy guy drive by your car, which is where i lost mine, an give you a thumbs up. Ruined the mood.
bobak_can_ani 7
When you laugh your Va.. muscles contract, which make him feel he is being bitten softly down there. I go soft too when my wife laughs. Don't be disappointed of yourself :)
corsico1 0
What most people here aren't sharing is that most first times are kind of awkward and don't really go as you'd hope. But then again all people exaggerate about their sexual experience and skills. Don't worry, if you guys are good together it gets better. If not it will get better with someone else.
audreyalves 11
Lol the same thing happened to me, but trust me, its get Better and Better every time. ;)
rachilio 26
If you can't laugh during sex you shouldn't be dating
dylan913 13
Me and my gf laugh all the time during sex it's not weird at all lol
SyLord 13
Get used to it, most men will finish before you get yours...Its a complaint of most women. That's why I always pleased my woman first, then myself. Made the girls happy, and I still had my fun.
halfawannabe 14
I am familiar with this pain. Though in our case it was merely awkwardness and horribleness that kept us from "happy fun time land"
Suaria 38
I'm around 115 pounds and I've only been with two people who are both pretty skinny. The slapping noise where it sounds like farts happens to me and I've definitely laughed because of the noise during sex. Sex should be fun and another way to be close to your significant other. Sex shouldn't always be serious. My first time sucked with my ex. We both didn't finish and it hurt in the beginning for me. Also talking to other people usually people's first time isn't wonderful and that is life. Sex definitely gets better after your first time.