Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called him down. He came running down the stairs with a used condom in his mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. He put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then run up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught in her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my ex and I had sex. Afterwards, I cleaned myself with a t-shirt and left a huge sperm stain on the front of it. After that, my stepfather came home, so we left. As we were sitting in the car in front of the house, my stepfather left on a bicycle, wearing the t-shirt. Sunlight reflected off the stain. FML
Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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mandi4murphy 0
I'm pretty sure you should have seen that before you left the house hun. gross
juliahockey 0
that's disgusting. YDI definitley.
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Comments (139)
yohooooooo 5
well if you think about it you had a sleeve on another sleeve
brainsoverbeauty 21
Why is everyone saying she deserved it for not throwing away the used condom? If OP is a woman, isn't it the man that is supposed to take off said condom and make sure it is disposed of appropriately? Also, in a moment of heated sex, it is possible that the clothes were on the floor and she just put the shirt on simply to walk the dog.
reachfortheSkyy 0
I like this chick! everyone else is so mean:/ my bf doesn't throw them away right after. haha
Pigpen181 3
you just might start a new fashion craz
FreebirdIII 1
Your boyfriends dog uses condoms? He should teach it to throw them away too.
helloello 2
how would you not smell the odor of a used condom?
gruvychild 17
What does a used condom even smell like? Can't say that I've ever heard of anyone smelling a condom and really would begin to wonder how healthy the person was if it did smell!
twinmum_fml 6
eeeeeeewwww. don't u throw them away after u use them? that's disgusting
eag05 0
- ydi for having a lazy ass b/f who can't clean up or do laundry
wordoron 1
do not comment if u cannot read please
lsufootball 0
Well if you're a girl your life sucks, if not then ydi
JGoD24 5
awesome ! lol
gr3ymask 0
That is nasty. YDI because even though you used protection, the public doesn't want to know as well.