Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, I found out that my workplace still won't fire my coworker who is extremely rude to customers. Last week, he called a black woman the n-word right to her face. All he did was just get yelled at and told to get back to work. No matter how many complaints, they simply won't fire him. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
Nymeria_fml 25
Assburgers don't sound very appetizing. I wouldn't fire one up either.
devildog562 33
If that's a case he should have the guy medically evaluated. Or at least talk to the guy and try and make it so you don't sue him for a hostile work environment.
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Comments (175)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Go to HR.
rocker_chick23 27
I don't think he has Aspergers sydrome, I think he has asshole syndrome.
shessovain 7
Is there any way you can safely record the harassment? Then you could take the evidence to the higher ups and see if they're more inclined to help you.
aliciavanham 13
I think you mean asperger's? It's related to autism. But anywaaaaaays.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
The misspelling was intentional.
jthmtwin 16
I don't think that most commenting realize op is intentionally spelling asperger's wrong. 'Assburgers' because his co worker is just a douche canoe and doesn't want him there.
Fuckthenwo 0
Hahahahaha
dragoongirl90 34
I sincerely hope that the 'assbuger's' is your idiot boss's spelling of it, and not yours.
Miss_Moody23 19
You need to learn about quotation marks.
buttersmom 14
Sounds like it may be time for a job hunt. Good luck, OP! Hopefully you find a solution to this problem or a boss who isn't so ignorant.
False_Stupidity 42
That would be a win for OP's asshole of a co-worker who is doing all this for the sole purpose of forcing OP to quit.
Karan0217 6
Your boss is cartman from South Park
pbull 5
Assburgers? Really? Wow don't think on it to long you might hurt yourself!!! Lol