Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
cockalicious
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
crystalpistol
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
kierstin
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
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thisisbutaname 38
What do you mean he "tried to"? If he wants to break up it's over, full stop.
ojoRojo 27
Sooo why are you still trying to be with him? He’s your ex. Let him go.
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Comments (18)
raven_of_azarath 35
So he doesn’t want to be with you, and you refuse to leave. Sounds like more of an FML for him than for you.
rotflqtms_ 21
It takes TWO people to be in a relationship. if one person no longer wants to be in said relationship, the relationship is OVER, FULL STOP. No ifs and or buts about it! I don't care what your excuse is, it's over the second one person wants it to be over. Don't try forcing it on someone. Sorry, but he's not your boyfriend anymore.
jcarter25 12
Take the hint!