Today, I got to my weekly drama group a bit late. Everyone looked surprised when I walked in. Casually, I sat down and apologised for being late. I thought everyone looked awkward, probably because it turned out I'd been kicked out of the group. The teacher had decided to announce it before making sure I'd got the email. FML
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Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I asked my group via Discord if we had a meeting with the professor we're working with on a project. I got to chatting with someone else regarding the class we had just gotten out of, and forget to check the Discord until hours later, realizing one of my group mates had said yes, and that I had missed it all. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
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SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope you made a dramtic exit out the door.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
And the fact that you don't check your email in a timely manner is your teacher's fault how? On a side note, how bad must you suck to get kicked out of a drama club.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
And the fact that you don't check your email in a timely manner is your teacher's fault how? On a side note, how bad must you suck to get kicked out of a drama club.
unmadebed 0
Teachers can be heartless.
hairt 4
omg #15 your hair looks awesome :o
darkmis1 18
How bad can you be to get kick out of a drama club?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
LOVE your username. I'm a huge fan myself (:
Jimboom 12
You should have exploded and shouted at them all, you know, really go for it... at the end of it say... "I'd like to see anyone give you more drama than THAT!" and then walk out.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Is your name Michael Scott by any chance? Or should I say...Agent Michael Scarn?
DerFuhrer33 0
Hey nerdsgetmehot....I'd say you were cute if I didn't have a gf haha. But seriously I've seen you on fml and you're pretty cool. Love the Harry potter myself but I don't consider myself a nerd unfortunately
hannah6 0
haha I was hoping someone made an Agent Michael Scarn joke
michabailey 8
nerdsgetmehot -- you *DO* know that Hogwarts is in England, right? Nowhere near the US.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#38 As an avid Harry Potter fan, I absolutely do know that. I just recently changed my location to "Hogwarts" because I realized that giving out my actual location might be sketchy, and I forgot to change the country.
M2M4Ever 0
Harry potter rules!!
DerFuhrer33 0
I've never been kicked out before of anything...but I'm sure it must have been embarrassing. Like when I kissed who I thought from behind was my gf. Damn why are there too many blondes haha. But yeah you'll get over it.
Girreth 7
Blonde hair is ugly. It looks like hay. Only date people with fuchsia hair KK?
Comatose27 0
Ok.. So.. You posted this on FML expecting people to care because? XD Find a new drama club. And A7X FTW.
lostinmymind121 0
Why did you get kicked out? Did you bring too much drama to the club... or not enough? Smell funny maybe?
snapper126 0
they probably realized you weren't gay.