Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
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Narcoterrorist 6
Subtle.
ilovesarcasm 18
Makes you wonder if she's trying to tell you something....
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Comments (89)
Raykyogrou03 12
Now if you included your age on your post, people might be pressing "you deserved it" instead.
ElTigre995 4
Hey, take the hint.
RisaxBoo321 12
Well how old are you?
Bebbo_fml 21
I guess she won't be experiencing empty nest syndrome.
CoGhostRider 31
How old are you?
alexsinge 4
Need more info. Are you 16 or 45? If you're 16, FYL. If you are 21+ YDI!
ghil_fml 7
wanted roomate..... :D
furbyface711 9
YDI for staying at home so long. I turned 18 and said see ya!
ileenefudge 29
Not everyone can afford to do that.
tehdarkness 21
Well, I need to know how old you are before I can vote. Also, where did she put your stuff?
MyS3lf 24
Well...how old are you?