Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
Today, I broke down but couldn't call a tow truck driver because my now ex-fiancee cheated on me with multiple ones in our area. I threw it into neutral and pushed it off the road. I don't know what to do now. FML
Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
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MsSoulReaper 27
Cars eventually die, the cheating bastard was bound to get caught, and your pretty? Cheer up bro.
jess6blondie9 3
Aw, that's sad. At least you helped the woman out by letting her know what a pig her husband is.
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Comments (77)
HappyPickles 11
You didn't end a marriage, OP. The slimebag married man who made sexual passes at you did. Definitely FYL that this man couldn't muster the self-control not to harass you.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Indeed. This was completely out of your control, OP.
Koniszewski 1
epic fail
Mokegowa 0
Wasn't your fault. You did her a favour.
ThogTheCaveman 7
Thank you for being the first to notice this. Everyone else seems to be stuck on the fact that the guy is a dick.
foryoublue94 0
Everything is ruined, I am legitimately sad because of this FML.
pikagirl222 1
poor girl. fhl not just yours
Petunia888 13
I think this should be a FHerL since she just found out her husband did her wrong like that.
jayz9 0
At least the wife found out
ohyeahParis_fml 0
was the girl who took your call cute? if so all is not lost.....silver lining
redhedsaysrawr 18
OP is a female... I swear sometimes i think you people just take on look at the first 3 words of the FML and come to your own conclusion...
nalia18 8
im glad u told the truth tho. any later she woulda found out itd be TOO late.