Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped dirty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me a whore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend. I confronted my father about it. He told me to forgive her, because she's "on her period." FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
"You're right. Thank you, mom, for the communal toothbrush and towel. Maybe we could earn a profit if we lease them out to other families as well."
Ambrily 27
Get out of there as soon as possible, OP. I feel bad for you.
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Comments (28)
sophiehelen 32
I feel so bad for you. do what I did at Uni and keep your toothbrush in your room.
Enfp girl 1
Lol.. I know the feeling.. twice this week my toothpaste disappeared and no one knows ****..
devans00 14
You aren't imaging things. Your parents are being hostile, because they can. My parents used to do passive aggressive mean things to me too, until I moved out and never went back.
blupenguin29 14
Well OP, Glad you're moving out, sorry it has to happen because of situations like this. The washcloth would not be so bad, but the toothbrush is over the line. Especially since she has her own.
Starlight8 14
Tell ya what, acted like you rent a room. Starting keeping it in your room and bring it out when you're in use. Sorry and your parents is gross.
Diannah Griffin 7
what I can't figure out is how and why, so many people think this could be her fault!
brookeh1224 2
My moms like that too lol