Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped dirty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me a whore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend. I confronted my father about it. He told me to forgive her, because she's "on her period." FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
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Tripartita 45
"You're right. Thank you, mom, for the communal toothbrush and towel. Maybe we could earn a profit if we lease them out to other families as well."
Ambrily 27
Get out of there as soon as possible, OP. I feel bad for you.
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Comments (28)
Neal Collins 2
get you self a small bin that you can keep all your bathroom stuff in and carry it to and fro from your room. That way you dont have to worry about them using your stuff. If the go into you room for your stuff they have problems.
Couch_Potato 17
Keep the stuff in your room
gothchick201013 6
I had a similar situation where my mom just did not respect my privacy or my things and my stepdad just made everything worse. I moved out two months ago, let me tell you it's amazing! So free! You need to get out, now!
Brain_fart 20
Buy a new toothbrush and keep it in your room, then make your old toothbrush your official toilet detail cleaning brush. She might think twice about messing with your stuff after that...
guitarmageddon 6
what you should do is buy a separate toothbrush and stuff and keep it in your room, then start using your old one to clean toilets and such. but don't tell them
TabooSushi 24
Sounds like it's time to keep your own bath supplies in your bedroom, in a hidden spot where she can't find them.
GoddessMadoka 12
How disgusting. There is no excuse for that kind of behavior. That is straight up emotional abuse and you are a piece of shit parent if you think its okay to call your child horrible names regardless of how old they are. I had to put up with it for years from my mother (along with her constantly taking my money so I couldn't save up anything for myself) until a friend was able to get me out on my own. I never looked back, but the damage has stayed with me long after. Get out ASAP.
noreallywhat 17
Get a caboodle with a lock to store your bathroom supplies.
Jacobus_G 3
be sure they have no way to access your money my guess is they will steal it in order to keep you from leaving
foxcurse 1
That's just nasty, wtf is your moms problem