Kids Genius

Genius

joshua - 25/01/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML

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imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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MrsRODixon - 05/03/2015 12:38 - United Kingdom - Pencoed

Today, I received an urgent call from my son's nursery asking me to collect him, saying he was, "lethargic, complaining about being ill and crying". I get there and he's running around, playing and admits he just wanted to come home. They still made me take him home. FML

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Wage slave

Janet - - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML

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Shame! Shaaaame!

poormomma - 15/04/2020 08:00

Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML

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Little shit

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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frustrated - 11/07/2013 04:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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Cheeky

RB84 - 22/04/2017 02:00

Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML

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benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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goddamn chicken subs - 24/03/2016 16:51 - United States

Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML

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Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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BadPinkKitty07 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:35

lice, lice, baby!

youdidwhatnow 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:37

Haha, I love your brother.

un_sexi_lexi 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:18

since when do you have to go to the doctor for head lice? guess i have been out of school for a while.

fa11en 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:57

Shave his head and eyebrows while he sleeps.

SHINeeAes 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:25

LMFAO. Niice one #80. Wish i couldve done that to my sister :L

chocolate_jijy 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 6:35

haha smart kid

eli20 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:09

lol what a smart kid

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Sunday 24 October 2010 15:18

lol... hes amzingly smart...but here in Brazil the dont give a shit...if some kid has lice they tell them to sot in the back of the class ughhh! its sucks and its gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 whatever i dont make the rules