Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I received an urgent call from my son's nursery asking me to collect him, saying he was, "lethargic, complaining about being ill and crying." I get there and he's running around, playing, and admitted that he just wanted to come home. They still made me take him home. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML
Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Top comments
BadPinkKitty07 0
lice, lice, baby!
youdidwhatnow 0
Haha, I love your brother.
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Comments (65)
darkmis1 18
I would tell the doctor to tell him he really has head lice and let him freak out for a little while to teach him a lesson.
Tenjin 0
Smart Kid lol
waterynuggets 0
At least it wasn't his ovaries.
hedgehogs 0
I see others have seen what I saw: evil genius. LOL!
prettyprincess2 0
haha your brother is totally an evil genius! i definitely agree with #51!
QWERTYCommander 5
That brother of yours is one smart little bastard! I would have never done that.
Phallus_fml 0
brilliant
shuggiie 0
kids!!!!
Snomel 2
But wouldn't the nurse check to make sure? That's not the kind of thing kids usually go around telling people.
relyo 0
Without a doubt FYL but your brother is a genius. I can't wait to read his memoirs once he makes something of himself.