Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I received an urgent call from my son's nursery asking me to collect him, saying he was, "lethargic, complaining about being ill and crying." I get there and he's running around, playing, and admitted that he just wanted to come home. They still made me take him home. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML
Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Top comments
BadPinkKitty07 0
lice, lice, baby!
youdidwhatnow 0
Haha, I love your brother.
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Comments (65)
Reven27 0
If I was in that situation, I would have by-passed the doctor's office, and gone to the Barber's. No chance of lice if the kid is bald. Of course, if I showed up with a bald brother, my parents would have killed me... But...
Secret_Fire_King 0
Yeah.. OP should have gotten the kid a 'new hair-cut'.. Kids hate hair-cuts..
Darkhumor 0
WIN! and shave his eyebrows too!
redbluegreen 41
I'm pretty sure they have to go to the doctors anyway. At my brothers school, they require a note to let him back in school, haircut or not.
krismir29 0
Hair stylists cannot perform cuts on clients with lice legally
pegasus77 0
Where are the parents? Dead? Lazy? Out of town?
jessxoxo28 5
LMAO!!! ur brother is smart
ily1210 10
your little brother iss smart. iw ouldvr nvr thought of that lmao!
monicab 0
learn how to spell
JustinBieberIsOK 0
she is TxT talking Sherlock
maskedman 9
I hope that when the OP wrote "brilliant idea" he wasn't being sarcastic.
chwder912 3
big deal
cat1_fml 0
ure brother is kinda weird
CallMeHush 1
I vote to shave the little bastard's head.
gingersnapper 0
Or even better - WAX it off.
CyclonePsycho 1
WAX ON. WAX OFF.
UHGG 0
hahaha smart kid!
silvertongue 0
Smart kid. This should be on MLIA.