Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Today, after breaking my leg, I'm unable to put any weight on it whatsoever. Our bedroom? Upstairs. Our only bathroom? Basement. My husband thought it would be a great idea to leave me alone and unable to walk to go babysit his nieces. I had to piss in a bucket. FML
Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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Top comments
stronghand0331 17
That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.
IFightFoos 0
Idiot? That man is a genius!
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Comments (240)
AmandaDestroys 0
haha well he had to get up to get the hose and siphon.
EMOELMO9000 0
idiot or genius?
Random59 1
Work smart, not hard. This man is a genius!
Fsqu4red 5
That's not lazy, thats genius
insert_nam_here 6
this guys a freakin genius we should all be more like him
Kokara1352 2
Idiot? he's a genius!
imblack1318 0
That's actually pretty smart
saxplayer9291 3
Very creative. I give him props
Junkie_Razor 20
That's not idiocy. It's genius.
mr_bad_ass_ 0
If this was Facebook I'd give this 1million likes