Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
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Top comments
SaraBOO716 0
Awkward!
no_clue_4_u 4
grandma's a cougar!!! She's def winning!!
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Comments (186)
ImTotallyAsian 0
Cougar!
vistamar 3
Cougarrrr RAWR.
docscientist 10
And how old is your grandma? I mean grandmas can be approximately be between 30-90+ years old. Obviously she's fairly older than 36, but a range would be nice.
jayellef 3
the greatest fml I had ever read! why would a 36 yr old be with a grandma? what do they have in common. please update daily.
spanishfool 0
alright granny.. get you some fresh meat
gondor17 0
baby hunterr
dakins 0
go grandmal!
byronvance 0
why she not move to his house?????
yatoast 0
she is so waiting for her to die
lulu1918 0
GO GRANDMA!!!! Gross to think about... But good for her lol!