Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML
Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML
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712sash 26
So I assume he won?
Mirorbo 27
Some arguments really just should stay on the internet...
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Comments (39)
trent_h 9
He must have won then!
Axel5238 29
It easily could've been the boyfriend that was acting immature and was getting more and more heated no matter how calm the guy at the apple store was. There are a lot of people( and it's getting worse) that cannot separate funny with friends, funny online and is it ok in public. There are a lot of people that don't get stuff you do online that's funny/dumb if you actually acted like that it would get you arrested/ thrown out from most if not all places. Even if the apple employee was being unreasonable the boyfriend should have been mature enough not to get so heated that he got tossed out of something so dumb.
Chris93Jones 20
I didn't read the full post and hit F Y L, but now that I have all the info, Y D I
limabeans101029 21
OP's boyfriend got into an argument, so OP deserved to get kicked out of the store... how?
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Posts like this always have me undecided. Your bf's behavior definitely indicates alpha class d-bag potential, but one can never be sure. You two could be a young couple. Plus, people are capable of changing suddenly. Context is everything. I suppose my question to you would be- is/was your boyfriend a confirmed d-bag from the beginning, or was this the first sign? I mean is this your-life-is-f'ed *because* you thought you had a great thing going and suddenly he pulls this, or was this last episode merely the latest/greatest string in the series? Context, context.
lux0rd 18
So who were the options?
SaulGoodman 6
So I guess he won?
qtypie 4
Woah!
dannnngthatsux 19
Um. You got Jobs'd. The employee should never have argued. "I prefer 'Big Blonde with jugs' over 'tiny Chinese girl wearing no underwear', but you're right sir, 'Tiny Chinese girl with no underwear' is more attractive.'" I'm guessing they don't work on commission???
alijo13 11
He's an iKeeper!
commandercolbert 6
hes an idiot.