Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML
Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML
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712sash 26
So I assume he won?
Mirorbo 27
Some arguments really just should stay on the internet...
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Comments (39)
TheRoyalBattler 5
Brillant! Oh wait, genius bar? er....
thenameisfatma 23
What happened to the customer is always right policy?
Pleonasm 36
I never knew always didn't actually mean always.
ElricMustang 23
Besides, it isn't a nuisance, because the employee allowed it to get heated, too. It can't get to that point unless both of them are going at it.
ZY1431 24
well I've been in more stupid arguments
miggles 16
Oh gosh... Is it sad that I can relate to this fml? Animated guys are hot though. .________.
JMichael 26
20 then you must think I'm sexy ;)
Aspireworks 12
Wait... He's in an Apple store. What does he know about games, anyway?
MissSarcasm01 18
Why were two grown men talking about sexy blue people?
foxy_grampa 19
Nerds will be nerds
8born8 18
Lara Croft, Bloodrayne, or Alice from Resident Evil... I can't decide. The Apple guy probably thought that arguing with a "civilian" about the logistics involved in creating an avatar & time he has spent researching (googling) 'hot avatars as voted by you' opinion polls would suffice enough to support his argument. Although, perhaps your partner merely stated the bloody obvious, that the iMan was indeed an iTwit and has in fact, never seen, touched, smelled or tasted a real woman and his girlfriend on minecraft or WoW didn't count. Or they could've based their argument on what skills, attributes and physique made for a hot avatar. Men, so complex and staunch, yet so fragile and simple. Act your age, not your shoe size.
Sandman366 6
I could be mature, but then there's a lot of responsibility and stress. I could be deep and philosophical, but the shallow end of the pool is more fun. I could be sane and rational, but the right kind of crazy is much more interesting.
MysticMonkey 9
An ironic name, Genius Bar lol.
warriorkitty_ 10
Life is a game, sometimes things tend to get heated so don't worry too much OP! (the woes of bad puns) On a sidenote though,how did such a situation even occured?