Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML
Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML
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712sash 26
So I assume he won?
Mirorbo 27
Some arguments really just should stay on the internet...
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Comments (39)
RedAlert0 7
hahah, thats pretty funny
worldclassrager 41
Now the avatar could make sense for this argument...which ones?
FlawlessSin 5
Hmm, several points in this story contradict each other.
slipknot6sic6 10
That's pretty funny actually.
Blavock 12
In so many ways that is ******* sad
victorcaulfield 3
If that isn't something you want in a boyfriend, then break up. Don't vent your shitty relationship to the world.
4everbymyself 12
He could have won easily by saying "well you cant even play any of those games with a Mac or Iphone, it doesnt make a difference to you" or something like that xD I still want to know the options though, on top of my head I go with Morrigan and Lara croft
dptscorpio113 3
ok this doesn't suck it's funny I can picture it now two nerds trying to fight haha
TheMystery13 13
You need a new boyfriend and a PC.