Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML
Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML
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712sash 26
So I assume he won?
Mirorbo 27
Some arguments really just should stay on the internet...
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Comments (39)
WR4 10
I'd kick him in the iNuts
Ambient25 25
And he'd take you to iCourt
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
unless you guys were being extremely loud and causing a scene, they shouldn't have thrown you out. That is just bsd customer service
incoherentrmblr 22
There's an app for that...
thejewishfuhrer 17
iPod.
jazzy_123 20
iProbably would just smack him a couple times. No need to hurt his babies.
Meettitan 14
#25, is that a linux pun? OP put on your 'Fedora', grab a cup of 'Ubuntu', and get far away from Apple products. Just my two 'CentOS'.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
#56, no I don't even know which word would be a pun. #im old :(
saudor 14
@69 BSD probably...
Meettitan 14
Not sure why #75 got downvoted, 'BSD Free' is a linux distribution, and that typo was the inspiration of my joke.
dachayke 16
#47-Maybe you need to get smacked, asshole.
tiptoppc 21
Nah, stab him in the iBalls. He’ll see nothing but black
712sash 26
So I assume he won?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Male hormones won.
Ambient25 25
A man who has to have the last word is an overcompensating man.
8born8 18
And boom goes the dynamite.
Ambient25 25
Just my thought. Too often guys get at each other in a pissing match. It's so childish, like they're insecure of either being wrong or having their self imposed image of grandeur destroyed. A real man has class, not fits.
8born8 18
Agreed, a real man will listen to another man's opinion, respect it and go on to give his point of view & discuss further. I think that Alpha males deserve a mention here. As does the debate of nature Vs nurture, when speaking about personality traits, characteristics and how one forms & voices their opinions. Strong protectors, defenders and providers, Alpha males command respect, compliance and loyalty from others. Their displays of dominance & strength, both physical and mental mixed with testosterone often lead to confrontations with other strong willed individuals where, eventually one will emerge victorious.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well **** you're like a living breathing discovery channel aren't ya!
Mirorbo 27
Some arguments really just should stay on the internet...
Queen_bee1234 21
Says who?
ashalayx 13
well in person you get arrested or hurt, online everyone can just grab some popcorn sitback and watch
Mirorbo 27
Couldn't have said it better, ashalayx.
Ambient25 25
Tasteless joke: Arguing online is like running the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
184886837272837 32
You never truly win an argument on the Internet. I've tried many times and it doesn't work.
Mauskau 36
It's even better when it stays in your head :)
8born8 18
You just went full retard. Never go full retard.
mac8080 7
Some asshole told everyone I called him a ****** at school because of an argument on the Internet
patrickalamo 48
At least the boy has passion about something...
Kibaruto 33
So, the "Genius" bar it was?
Wolvander88 19
It seems the bar is significantly lower than what one would expect.
Pleonasm 36
"It's Ellen Page in Beyond Two Souls!" "No, it's Ellen Page in The Last of Us!" "She wasn't actually IN that game, Genius!" "I'm not the one who thought that Samus Aran was a guy, Genius!"
Gittoh 21
the voice in The Last Of Us is Ashley Johnsen and Ellie are only inspired by Ellen Page who later told in an interview that she had not given Naughty Dog the thumbs up about it. So no, she only appeared in Beyond Two Souls
Pleonasm 36
I'm pretty sure that's what I just said.
Aspireworks 12
What is it they say about imitation? Sincerest form of flattery, yes?
froggyjade 16
Sounds like something my husband would do, I sympathize OP ;-)
dstark26 9
**enpathize**
8born8 18
The word is "Empathy". Empathise is the word you're looking for. Or Empathize, if you're American.
bfsd42 20
55, stop being so pedantic. Either word works.
8born8 18
57 there was a comment before mine that said ***enpathize*** it's not here now though...Curiouser and curiouser. . Oh, and I can't help the pedanticism, I have OCED. I cannot help myself.
Axel5238 29
Unfortunately this stuff while sounds cute, if the OP's bf persisted the store probably would have called the cops to remove him. This isn't stuff that should be thought of as cute. Most places takes this very seriously and will either ban you, get security to detain you and/or call the cops for causing a disturbance and have you arrested.
andydaanimal 9
so who won the argument?
ylirne 9
he sounds like a keeper
cyttex 13
It's not like he murdered someone, just acted childish in front of his girlfriend.
Donkness 9
You just had to, #9. You just had to.
christian2234 15
Out of all the things...
CobraLazerFace 21
You don't know the power of a waifu~