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Furries unite!

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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better drink a lot of fluid

at least you have a job...

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Alexxxxxxxxxxxxx_fml_fml 0

ouch. I'd die. XD

at least you have a job. they'll give you breaks.

sunflower21 0

at least y have a job ;)

sucks to be u

buy a fan and build it in there problem solved

errr... yeah... cos a fan is totally going to help...

it'd keep them warm

Let me guess, you work at Chic-Fil-A?

find a new job!!!!

that's why you go to college.

bbaustin_roy17 0

it's too hot!

1. You're working 12-4. The hours don't suck at all 2. You're a mascot. Thats an awesome job. 3. You're not testing rectal thermometers

1. the sun is at it's highest point around 12 so 12-4 is the hottest time of day 2. I would imagine that op is baking inside that costume 3. I don't even know