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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Furries unite!
Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML
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aliadnan708 6
better drink a lot of fluid
dwhite312 0
at least you have a job...
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iJasper 8
LMAO Sucks for you! FYL
ObeseKitten 0
yeh. hilarious.
KennKenn 0
At least you aren't the janitor. Fast food bathrooms are the worst.
MizzErikaHart 8
that will be tomorrow's job
SpicyDuck 22
Who says janitors clean fast food restaurants? It's the employees that have to do it
chocolatechocha 8
just pass out then sue...
example947 0
someone needs to do it, wait a second. no, no one needs to do it.
Egnar 19
Frankly, I teach karate and have been begging my boss to get an animal in a karate gi mascot suit for me to run around in and gather leads at all the street fairs we do. . .Maybe I have a much better imagination but think of all the interesting things you could do while you're bored at this job!
101autie 0
I teach karate too! But I mainly teach the 5 year old class.
spazmattic 0
a panda should do the trick if you can get the rights to it
mintcar 10
Wow, that really does suck. I'm not sure how you'll be able to survive that one. GL.
thatonename 7
by manning the **** up and doing their job. seriously, 104 here yesterday, worked a 12 hour day in that shit. op, stop bitching or quit.
smurfsarwales 9
ever heard of sarcasm thatoname? you've probably never heard of a dick either.
sxe_beast 11
thatoname - were you in a heavy costume?
Sinsoftheman 0
Dam bring a few beers with u in the costume..... And snacks
BlackM4A1 0
Yeah cause he should be a drunk mascot.
perdix 31
In retrospect, the plan to party through college by choosing a blow-off major doesn't seem like such a great plan. Good luck reciting medieval Austrian lyrics as you are overcome by heat stroke :D
yake12 0
perdix... your comments should not have a thumb down option!
NickNarvaez92 0
dick
speedman445 0
hey man... I would rather do that then sit around and not make money
JustLetItHappen 2
Its four hours get over it.
justsomgirl 4
I don't think they were complaining about the length. I think they were implying that the shift was for the hottest part of the day.