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aeghw1s This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Furries unite!

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

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better drink a lot of fluid

at least you have a job...

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Relentless_J 0

ill trade with you.

If you take the job you have to take what comes with it.

I hope they pay you good

could be worse you could be the guy in the suit after you!

put a small fan in the suit

Then quit and give that Position to someone that actually wants to work...ppl these days

TheColorOfAir 3

not as bad as my bros job.... try 6 to 11 at night

logansgirl 0

Stay hydrated and keep looking for another job.

That sounds hot.

lol, these are things you should think about first........except I probably wouldn't have thought about it either....:/