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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Furries unite!
Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML
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aliadnan708 6
better drink a lot of fluid
dwhite312 0
at least you have a job...
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sinnerg 0
I hope u are okay after ur shift. ;)
CSReddFrost_fml 0
Congrats on being employed! I'd have the "potential cause for a lawsuit or when does my workman's comp begin" conversation with your boss after your shift.
meredithxjane 0
why?
CSReddFrost_fml 0
Congrats on being employed! I'd have the "potential cause for a lawsuit or when does my workman's comp begin" conversation with your boss after your shift.
jackofhearts 0
thats it. its 120 here today.
betsyboox02 0
i hope this isn't just a volunteer job an yer getting paid good..
nonamericandolla 6
someone can get a heat stroke or pass out like this
MeRcixXxTRiPp 0
I wanna be the Mr. Pickles pickle :]]
HomeAl0ne 20
The previous guy died of heat stroke in that suit, hence the smell. On the bright side, you're probably only two days away from your target weight.
Dingo69 1
Just be careful not to get run over!
bajagurl123 0
yea true at least you got a job (: and nobody will know its you