aeghw1s
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Furries unite!
Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML
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aliadnan708 6
better drink a lot of fluid
dwhite312 0
at least you have a job...
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bridgetann79 0
Ydi and fyl because you took the job without looking at the weather. Sorry )-:
Wheredidgrungego 12
Don't become roadkill.
zane952 0
r u I'n TX
BB_ava 0
advv keer'l Jugbko f dgb? oh sorry. Thought we were speaking alien...
cgchamp89 7
My guess is that he or she is extremely lazy and didn't want to type out full words... That, or they're just retarded. Most likely the latter...
lakers2thetop 3
Hey at least you havn't gotten runover like the milkshake guy in Reno 911
armorf0r 7
at least you don't work 9-5 lol.
agummere796 0
that is so hot
ammmeor 4
steamy ;)
Qwerty107 0
I live in Arizona and wear a heavy, plush Frog suit. I work 12-5. I know your pain.
wisericky 12
do you run through traffic too? or does thatvost extra?
redrat 5
I know ur pain of the heat as I live in az as well
goshpeople 4
#37, working 12-4 in this case is kind of a major aspect of the FML. That's the hottest time of day. Of course it would be worse working longer hours. Any unenjoyable job would be. So what.
Qwerty107 0
And 7.35 per hour sucks btw. If you want $$ from sign waving, you have to go to school for it. Yes, school for sign waving. I got the sh!t end of the job cuz everyone else is inside printing t-shirts.