Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
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Top comments
colton_colton 50
We all have that inner child in us
kibster9 20
Let me see your peacock , ****, ****.
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Comments (96)
johbstonjacob 8
Just his sense of humour hopefully....
silvercamaro 22
What else would it be?...
Godsofdracos 15
All guys are kids inside, some of us just hide it way better than others. Embrace him, or if it really bothers you talk to him about it. But I promise, you'll enjoy the sense of humor when he ages a bit; kind of like good scotch... Much better with age.
lilangelfuck 2
c'mon ur lucky he likes to laugh! rule #62 don't take yourself so seriously. jeezsh
Corvo_Attano_4 12
How old is he?
CobraLazerFace 21
I bet you feel all lonely inside.
CobraLazerFace 21
What a maroon!
teashock 5
Yes. Maroon is an awful color and he is also awful.
DarkRealmGolem 9
I wouldn't be talking if I had spelling like you XD
XBurytheCastleX 25
Why are you upset over that? He sounds like he is hilarious and a great person
Saraj07 18
Had he never heard that word before?
thewife5 19
It's great to spend your days with a man-child! Keeps things fun! As long as he's responsible with things that matter... What's some laughter?
raeepressley 12
At least he can laugh about silly things! I would hate it if my boyfriend couldn't laugh over something stupid with me every once in a while. It sounds like you maybe need to relax a bit!
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
And vice versa too. I'd hate it if my girlfriend couldn't put up with my innate stupidity and weird ass sense of humour