Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
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Top comments
colton_colton 50
We all have that inner child in us
kibster9 20
Let me see your peacock , ****, ****.
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Comments (96)
zombiecrayon173 9
It's time for someone new honey
ksks1234 33
If that is his biggest flaw (assuming he is serious when need be) than she has a good guy. If people dumped people over things like that, no one would ever be in a relationship.
thewife5 19
Yeah.. She needs someone new cus she's so uptight
shanannygians07 28
Did you not share in the laughter? Who can't help but laugh with someone?
nitrog100 21
Think about it. It's "pee" and "****" in the same word. Never feel superior to someone just because you fail to see the humor.
Croooow 11
Pffffhahahah! "Peacock!" xD
Slimma 20
What's the problem? He has a sense of humor and found it funny.
GentlemanBastard 15
I could understand a chuckle over "peacock", but laughing to the point of tears is kind of ridiculous. Was he smoking anything before you watched tv?
SMHsohard 22
Frankly, I can't watch the "tally wacker" scene in Porky's without having to use my inhaler-some shit is just funny like that.
Axel5238 29
It had a mole she can describe it to a police sketch artist and they can do a line up.
mister_icicle 17
That was my theory also. Littering and....littering and....littering and....
LalaDee561 8
So he has to be on something to find something really funny? Not everyone has the same sense of humor, and something that you might find hilarious, her boyfriend might not find funny at all. Would that mean that you were on something? No. Just different senses of humor that's all.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
I'm dating a man-child too. Today he pulled that Joe-momma (yo momma) bit on me.
MV3_Heat_Fan 13
My fiancée loves that I am a tall child some of the time. There is a time to be serious and there are times to have fun like a child
RedPillSucks 33
Does he laugh at Dictionary also? Don't ever let him play "cornhole"
Steve95401 49
Is your boyfriend Beavis or Butt-head?