Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
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colton_colton 50
We all have that inner child in us
kibster9 20
Let me see your peacock , ****, ****.
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Comments (96)
Blueberrymon 3
Reminds me of the time when Joey and Rachel laughed at **** erectus haha..
sugarmonster42 7
Lighten up
ohSNAPyall 27
Lovely bird, beautiful plumage.
LalaDee561 8
All men are man-children on the inside, and believe it or not us women also have our inner child too. It's just that some of us for some crazy reason try to force that inner child to hide and try to act "mature" all of the time. Be glad that your man has a sense of humor and stop being so serious. He's inside the privacy of his home with the woman of his life. He should be able to be his goofy self around you. If he can't be himself and be goofy around his life partner, then who can he be himself around? Why take that right away from him just because you want to act so mature? Lighten up and laugh at stupid things too when you're alone with him. You won't regret it!
HavockWalks 2
Hehehe peacock!!
brendonbmw 20
Ok us guys don't mature we just seem to age, that's it
russfml 31
I would laugh too, I don't know about to that point. You have to enjoy the little things in life
ViviMage 40
Pussywillow maybe?
bmo103 2
At least you've got a dude with a sense of humor
bumblebeesmommy 5
That's awesome!