Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
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worb 0
you're an idiot hurr durr let's hold up traffic!
wtfuckery 0
I feel bad for the person driving the car who had to wait for your ass to cross the street, only to be morally obligated to bring you to the hospital.
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Comments (413)
laxingitup 0
retard. be happy that there are people who are willing to help you after youve been an ASSHOLE
Tj_8 0
that's wat you get...
AsianGuy 2
karma sure owns.
uberkrissy 0
I guess you don't drive? It's one of those things where I'd never want that to happen to me, so I wouldn't do that. But then again, I would never be a dumbass like that anyway.
fail_truck 0
138 Comments and not one said to the OP "Your life is F***ed." lol. @OP: Something that would be truly funny is if all the douches like you in the world suddenly died. That is hilarious.
SmoothTalker 0
I enjoyed this one...goes to show that douches do get what's coming to them :-)
siix_fml 0
that's what you get for playing with the flow of traffic. while you're out pretending to have an injury like a retard, people who actually have grown up things to do are impacted. get a life
NorfolkDude 2
I did this when I was 16. What I would do is at a stop sign, I would pretend like I smashed into the wall with my bike and be on the ground with my legs all wrapped up around the bike. I had so many people stop and ask me, and I'd respond that I was just relaxing and enjoying the texture of the ground.
zebendyone 0
You're a dick. Biggest YDI ever. I hate when people cross the street slow, and you know you would hate it if someone else did it to you while you were driving. Get a life, asshole.
deathproof_fml 0
It's too bad you didn't crack your head open and die you inconsiderate fuckhead.