Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, I went to open my bedroom curtains while still in my pajamas, which, in my defense, were just a very oversized T-shirt. I didn’t realize the window cleaners were outside until I heard one of them say, “Morning!” We made prolonged eye contact before I slowly closed the curtains like I was lowering the lid on my own coffin. FML
Today, a group of angry women stormed my boss’s office, complaining I was harassing them and peeping through their windows. I'm a window washer, and these women never buy curtains. FML
Today, I was walking past a restaurant to my car. Some man who was sitting on the patio went completely out of his way to walk through the restaurant, out the door, and follow me halfway down the street, just to tell me that my hair was ugly, my makeup was too thick, and my dress was “slutty.” FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date. An old lady walked by and said through my open window, "Don't bother. There's no helping you, honey." FML
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
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Top comments
CueTheMusic 22
I would tell him that his services are no longer required at your place. What an ass.
Cor1nn4 10
He's got problems
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Comments (94)
DeadJuntao 9
What a self-centered asshole
glamorous18 10
if you have a window cleaner, I don't think you have a right to complain about your life.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
There are so many things wrong with that comment that I won't even address, but perhaps consider that OP could be a teenager and living with her parents, for instance. In which case, OP would not be the one who hired said window cleaner. That is just one possibility, we don't know. Even if OP lives alone and has the means to hire help (though honestly, what difference does it make either way), why does that then mean that she is not allowed to 'complain' about being called a dirty **** simply for being caught putting on makeup- and in her own home no less? I'll stop here before I spew out a novel, but no one has the right to insult somebody like that for simply going about a daily routine- and no, because I saw it come up, it does not matter HOW MUCH makeup was put on, that is completely irrelevant in regards to the definition of a ****. What the window cleaner did was wrong and uncalled for, end of story. *end rant*
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
Exactly. OP could live in one of those high rise building that hires window cleaners because the windows are extremely high and require someone licensed to clean them. Don't just assume.
Coolet90 7
his ass would be fired
kpc2424 13
Yell back: "put the that tiny thing away!"
slappygecko 21
JANE YOU MISERABLE ****!
hurley12 30
Fire him or tell his boss.
Celestienne 11
This post, or rather all the comments on it, made me finally decide to have an account just to be able to comment too. No, not because I want to rage at the window-cleaner, although he should have been more professional in his response, but because I remember seeing this post during moderating. In the original post, OP clearly stated that she found the cleaner hot and decided to put on a show by doing hair and make-up, something that in my opinion changes the entire picture. Why should sexual harassment at work be tolerated just because you are male?
needacharger 10
He must get all the girls with that charm...
BrotherPhil 35
I take it you sacked him?
calebkila 2
I am worrying about his IQ level.