Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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lolwut_fail 0
Maybe she's just plotting something in order to get back at him... or she's just a bitch.
Gabe411036 0
Lol I just moderated this-Yea that sucks. People like that arnt real freinds.
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Comments (148)
CryingHowls 0
maybe she's been secretly cheating on you with him and this was their plan to get together legitly D: just a thought.
cpatrick820 3
Lol, girls be bitches But look at the bright side. It could have been more than 3 years of your life wasted. Grab a dick on the dance floor and move on
jewelzgalore 0
Your story just got more and more horrible. First you get dumped by a guy you dated for 3 years. Then you go to a club to avoid him, but instead encounter him. Then he decides to be a total douche. And you find out your "friend" is a bitch. God, FYL.
6daysoverdue 0
lol. i love how you listed them all. op, fyl. i hope she's your ex-friend now.
xHaniffax 0
Number one rule in friendship: don't date your friends' exes
TheAmazing_fml 0
get a new friend. shes a ****.
mintyfresca 2
Sounds like sub-story in "A lot like love". Go find yerself an "Ashton" and fergit them jackholes.
erroneousx2 0
I adore that movie!
namailux3 0
bitchh pleaseee?
dustbunny10 0
whatever happened to the unwritten rules of don't date friends' exes?? I'd bitch slap her silly, kick him in the balls and then leave the place gracefully:P
Leaveittosteven 0
I think going to a club would just depress me more
muffinsareyummy 1
WHAT A BITCH. YDI ANYWAY.