Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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lolwut_fail 0
Maybe she's just plotting something in order to get back at him... or she's just a bitch.
Gabe411036 0
Lol I just moderated this-Yea that sucks. People like that arnt real freinds.
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Comments (148)
idrivefast 0
You have a real winner there
gabby_myers 0
I wouldve slapped a h0e!
jollyholly414 0
oh. that sucks. I wouldn't be friends with her. :(
lowcapacityx 0
First: Drop kick your friend Second: Drug your ex-boyfriend steal his wallet Third: Buy drinks for everyone in the club Fourth: Take pictures of your ex-boyfriend sleeping next to a really scary looking dude Fifth: Post them up on the internet for being such a loser-ass-sleaze
mandi77 1
Hes such a jackass!!!
Topguy 0
ur friend sucks!!!
Ric3ball 0
OH WHAT A GREAT FRIEND :l
lovell_says_hey 0
I HAVE BEEN THERE. let me tell you...
leos1991 0
Ydi, good job having good friends
cheeras1 0
ohh wow that suxs