Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
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Top comments
WinkleBottom 13
Deserved it, you did.
cmayer 20
You might need to look into anger management if you throw things bc you had a bad day..
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Comments (74)
frod0 10
Ouch :( next time pick it up and then calm down OP! I hope the rest of your day is good.
Charryboo 11
Clearly if you were able to take a nap after you weren't THAT mad. Tad bit dramatic.
Slawter16 24
If you end up throwing things like a glass and you're too mad to clean it up but not too mad to take a nap, YDI in this case. Next time just focus your anger on something else that isn't going to affect you later.
mamamc 3
That is what you get for being lazy!
insanez58 11
this is the same reason my bed is perfectly broken in, I just punch it when I'm mad, it made it really comfortable
malachite1357 11
I'll take your experience as advice for the next time I spontaneously throw glass at the wall and then take a nap. But seriously...good to get anger out, bad to not clean! :D
RampagingBoner 12
JUST CLEAN IT UP