Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
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Top comments
WinkleBottom 13
Deserved it, you did.
cmayer 20
You might need to look into anger management if you throw things bc you had a bad day..
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Comments (74)
thatgirlincali 13
I think there's only one time nobody should procrastinate and that's picking up broken glass.
thatgirlincali 13
Procrastinate at*
kwyk 23
What about putting out that little fire in the kitchen? "Meh, I'll do it tomorrow."
thatgirlincali 13
Okay, I think there's a few things you should never procrastinate at, and this is one of them. Better?
kwyk 23
Chances are you will keep discovering more pieces with your feet for the next few weeks... glass goes everywhere when it smashes.
moles 3
You're too articulate to come from Gore, which would explain a lot :)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Looks like you need Anger Management. No one throws a glass at the wall cause they had a bad day. Just buy a punching bag.
trollololulz 2
OP needs to smoke a joint and chill the **** out. breaking a glass? now they don't have a complete set...fyl ydi
Jenn2021 8
There are so many more constructive things to do with anger.
streetracerVC 9
Did you throw another glass from pure anger?
DKjazz 20
Does a liver count as property?
mrd97 10
Why on earth would you throw glass when angry? You never throw glass. Maybe next time you could always venting your feelings to someone, or maybe try screaming into a pillow? Sorry, but YDI for being lazy and not cleaning up the glass.
Blavock 12
Your feet suffered for your laziness