Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
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Top comments
WinkleBottom 13
Deserved it, you did.
cmayer 20
You might need to look into anger management if you throw things bc you had a bad day..
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Comments (74)
Memen88 16
You deserve it OP. Being lazy is one thing but being lazy to the point of not cleaning up broken glass is another.
awkwardloveannie 28
id I didnt want to clean it up then id have made a physical note to remember
amDes 11
Physical reminder such as glass in your foot? OP already did that...
Coolet90 7
I have thrown shit but its usually a cell phone.. now throwing glass out of anger and then not cleaning it up...that's just dumb.. so u deserve this one. but good job on not breaking something valuable.
wowthatissad 9
Who does that? Punch a pillow instead. There's a lot less glass involved
Alycat6363 15
Why would you throw a glass? It's a bitch to clean up. There can also be a lot of tiny pieces that you don't find at first, but find stuck in your foot later.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
How can you expect anything but a YDI from this?
Narcoterrorist 6
Well that was petulant wasn't it.
asdghjk 7
to everyone calling him immature, you don't know what happened to him at all, maybe he found out a love one passed away or his wife or girlfriend has been cheating on him you just don't know so try not to judge
graceinsheepwear 34
The day was so very bad that the worst part of it was that he got glass in his foot. It doesn't sound like someone died.
MidnightMusic53 37
Even when people die, you don't throw glass around. It's incredibly immature to throw things when you're angry, regardless of the situation. I highly doubt someone died based on the way the FML is worded, and typically, most people are more sad than angry when others pass away. If you must throw things, at least throw something that's not going to break, like a stress ball. What I don't understand is why, out of all the things OP could have thrown, did it have to be glass? That thing is a pain in the arse to clean up, it's so easy to miss tiny pieces, and glass manages to get everywhere.
circlelranch69 1
Lazy irrational person?
worldclassrager 41
Plastic cups might be better to use...or for your matter throw against the wall...or just not procrastinate cleaning...