Today, I went into work to change a shift I was unable to work. I phoned the first person on the employee sheet and they promptly answer by saying, "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you." I was fired last week and have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, after not being on the schedule for a week, I checked to see what my next shift was, only to find my employee profile edited to 'disabled' and still no hours or word from any managers. This after weeks of showing up at the drop of a hat when needed for any position. FML
Today, I returned to work after taking two days off to find I'd been fired. Why? For not being at work on those two days. Everything was agreed in writing, all trace of which has mysteriously vanished. I can't work until HR sorts it out, and nobody can tell me how long that'll take. FML
Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Today, I was informed that I was let go from my job for not showing up for a week. A week I'd scheduled off, that management had approved. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
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Top comments
xpxp2002 4
Is your name Milton? Squirrely-looking guy, mumbles alot?
luckynotso 0
Wow, that really sucks... how could you not know?? Did you not even talk to your boss in that time? FYL
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evilpenguinsmoo 0
From what I see, proud_liberal needs to start paying attention in economics class, and hawkysu needs to look up Stalin, Socialism, Communism, and the difference between the latter two. Thabeast pretty much hit the nail on the head without blaming the current state of our nation on a society that has never actually existed on a widespread scale. At least someone appears to remotely understand the concept of economics.
Hawkysu 0
I know the difference. I spent this entire year studying the difference. I know it wasn't exact... but it's similar. Jeez, now i'm the one biting people's heads off.. Sorry. I was hungry
subierat84 0
If it's true, 1) You're dumb. 2) You work in a grocery store for pot money. 3) You're barely ever "available" to work a shift. 6) The reason you "didn't know you'd been fired" is because you called in sick your last 3 shifts. finally; 5) NOT TRUE! dumbass!
ghostgirll 0
how do you not realize you were fired? make it more believable next time
ParkourMonkey 0
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOURE FIRED!?
mon_e_mons 0
you were there out of the same stupidity that got you fired.
angel55033 12
what kind of a place did you work at and how could they not notice you obviously would get paid for being there and have to clock in or something that doesn't make sense
lolfood 24
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emilytheperson 17
Did you know you'd been fired?