Today, I took an extra Xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psychiatrist prescribed Xanax. I thought that was a little extreme and that my anxiety wasn't bad enough for that. Within the next hour, I had 2 panic attacks. I guess I'm worse off than I thought. FML
Today, my anxiety-ridden body decided that a good time to have a random panic attack for no reason at all would be when I was trying to go to sleep. Guess I'll stay awake, then. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
Today, after I'd finally decided to see a doctor about my anxiety and insomnia, I was so nervous about what the doctor would think of me that I had anxiety attacks that kept me from sleeping a wink all night. I ended up oversleeping and missing the appointment I was so nervous about. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
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booze_n_bitches 37
Sounds so trippy! I get sleep paralysis, so I know the scary feeling, OP!
glowbaby 15
Don't bee silly!
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Comments (106)
Mr_Fluffy15 4
H
shaytards_fml 9
wow
DragonDude 24
Don't be silly, we're all humans trapped in bee bodies.
sigoibsb 3
Aww! Prolly just sleepwalking from a too-deep sleep/nightmare. Make sure you take the smallest extra bit of medicine to try and help you
QueenMichael 16
You know, if you actually are a bee in a human body, then that conviction is a perfectly healthy reaction.
Epikouros 32
Why panic? A bee trapped in a human body would be amazing at gathering honey.
hayjay2000 8
But that would mean you are amazing at getting honeys *ba dum TSS*
Spark_Slicker 19
Anyone else get reminded of The Metamorphosis?
evilplatypus 39
Yes, which is why it was already mentioned (comment 30).
Spark_Slicker 19
Sorry, didn't read every comment.
marcranger 29
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was reminded! Since my reference wasn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Anchorman, I thought for sure I was going to get buried.
noobienick 19
YDI for ******* with your medication. Your doctor knows what's best.
xerbrus 14
doctors don't know shit either these days
AlliexXxkat 6
I agree with you ^^^. I'm 7 months pregnant and my Ob tried to prescribe me a medicine well known to give birth defects. I refused it of coarse, but the fact is, even though she specializes as an Ob, she still went ahead and told me I should take it anyways, which proves doctors do NOT always know best.
usernaaame 4
My mom once gave me that because she thought I was freaking out after I was injured in a soccer game. I ended up hallucinating and thinking that I was still in the game hours later.