Today, I took an extra Xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my psychiatrist prescribed Xanax. I thought that was a little extreme and that my anxiety wasn't bad enough for that. Within the next hour, I had 2 panic attacks. I guess I'm worse off than I thought. FML
Today, my anxiety-ridden body decided that a good time to have a random panic attack for no reason at all would be when I was trying to go to sleep. Guess I'll stay awake, then. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
Today, after I'd finally decided to see a doctor about my anxiety and insomnia, I was so nervous about what the doctor would think of me that I had anxiety attacks that kept me from sleeping a wink all night. I ended up oversleeping and missing the appointment I was so nervous about. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
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booze_n_bitches 37
Sounds so trippy! I get sleep paralysis, so I know the scary feeling, OP!
glowbaby 15
Don't bee silly!
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Comments (106)
eshegreene 5
Mmmm barred out:)
chrisstachon 30
You don't choose the bee life it chooses you. XD
kirasant 19
As a responsible person, I should tell you that doubling up on medication is never a good idea, especially with meds like this. But, I have to thank you for posting this. It made me laugh on a really miserable day. Hope you're feeling better.
homerr123 15
did you try to sting anyone with ur butt?
maxa_fml 3
That's from a goosebumps book
sanecatlady 13
Never take medicine that has side effects worse than your symptoms.
thefmlinator 10
Reminds me of a Doctor Who episode
DivinePrince 18
That's why you don't take any more than your prescribed dose of medication.
Bananabus 1
Very Kafkaesque.
cgart96 15
YDI