Today, I took an extra Xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psychiatrist prescribed Xanax. I thought that was a little extreme and that my anxiety wasn't bad enough for that. Within the next hour, I had 2 panic attacks. I guess I'm worse off than I thought. FML
Today, my anxiety-ridden body decided that a good time to have a random panic attack for no reason at all would be when I was trying to go to sleep. Guess I'll stay awake, then. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
Today, after I'd finally decided to see a doctor about my anxiety and insomnia, I was so nervous about what the doctor would think of me that I had anxiety attacks that kept me from sleeping a wink all night. I ended up oversleeping and missing the appointment I was so nervous about. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
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booze_n_bitches 37
Sounds so trippy! I get sleep paralysis, so I know the scary feeling, OP!
glowbaby 15
Don't bee silly!
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Comments (106)
Nolimit2217 32
Man I need some xanax now!
EvilLittleMan 23
The down side, unfortunately Xanax won't let you catch a Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
xerbrus 14
sure it doezzzzz
olpally 33
That's hilarious! Lol what an awesome reaction. Next time watch your dosage!
oneofthosegirls_fml 11
Aw I feel your pain :(
christinatabor 3
That's hilarious and I'm really sorry :(
amb95x 17
Best keep to your required dosage!
peanutbrat 11
Why would you take an extra dosage of Xanax? I can understand feeling anxious and wanting to take more, but you should have stuck to the prescribed amount.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
You were trapped in the Matrix
buckdharma 38
Did you break out in hives?
awkwardloveannie 28
you sire it was xanax or pure xanax sounds like acid was involved