Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my third story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Today, I had to move down to the third floor because after complaining about rats on my rooftop the landlord put down traps. The rats died. Flies came. The flies laid eggs. The eggs birthed maggots. The maggots rained down from my broken ceiling into my bed and all over my floor. I'm not okay. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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Top comments
noshitsherlock 0
I love how many freakin IDIOTS on here flip out over shit before they know what it even is (like people swerving and crashing because of plastic bags in the road). GET YOUR EYES CHECKED or don't act like such a spineless WIMP. Geez
YmostlikelyDI 0
Why are people such ******* about rats and mice?! Grow a pair, it's a furry mammal.
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FerrariCake 2
Maybe she had just finished watching "The Princess Bride" recently and was freaked out by the ROUS's.
RookiePyro 0
ok so I'm reading the other comments and I noticed nobody made fun of you for the worst part, RATS CANT CLIMB DOWN WALLS, their not like spiders or ******* ants they don't stick, and why the hell would some random leaf be falling from the ceiling, this is so fake why has no one else said it yet.
Paneity 0
OH MY GOD YOUR GROCERIES ARE DESTROYED! YOUR LIFE IS ******! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?!
Roberto22 0
Thats pretty amusing The person who posted the comment above is a bit of a douche...
luvbird1 0
thats ok i jumped back at my brothers shadow friday then stared laughing at how much of an idiot i can be sometimes lol :p
xsmoochesx 0
wince when do giant rats climb walls?
Endless 0
rats usually don't climb walls
blondenbrunette 0
sucks for you my man. gets some glasses and new groceries.
fishycanswim 0
I would be more concerned about the fact that there are big leaves scattered around your home than dropping some groceries,
Perewinkle32 0
and why are you scared of rats that turn out to be leaves?